10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth