10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.