10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.