10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword