10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it