10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.