10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Fold and live to fold again
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.