10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.