10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05