10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.