10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.