10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!