10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986