10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz