10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth