10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
Why not, when some because there are three.
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
It's Free To Fold...
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
"never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth