10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Fold and live to fold again
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."