10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die