10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is for loners.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• in the poker game of life women are the rake