10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• It's Free To Fold...
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls