10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek