10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.