10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson