10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• It's Free To Fold...
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.