10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "No river, no fish."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.