10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers