10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.