10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth