10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes