10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.