10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake