10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier