10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels