10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com