10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!