10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fold and live to fold again
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers