10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow