10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.