10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant