10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.