10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."