10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier