10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.