10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is for loners.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."