10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.