10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss