10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.