10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.