10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.