10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Welcome to kicker school